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guys. guys, guys.. guys.. i have a n important announcemnt to make... i'm quitting newgrounds forever and ever and then i'll die and i still won't be using newgrounds because i'm quitting newgrounds forever today. here are my 10 reasons why i won't be newgrounding anymore.


reason a. tom fulp doesn't listen to the community. whenever i ask him for a new feature, he tells me that he still has a restraining order and that he'll call the police if i don't leave his house. like wtf dude. when people tell you something you need to listen.


reason 2. adobe flash suck's and i don``t know why you guys still want to use it all the time. if i wanted to live in the stone age i would watch the flint stones!!! actually i'm going to do that right now be right back you guys


ok im back


reason . it doesn't constantly update me about my favorite minecraft youtubers like twitter does. i asked tom fulp to implement this feature, but you can see reason 1 to see how that turned out... 🙄🙄🙄🙄 anyway we need more minecraft content on newgrounds, if it doesnt have minecraft i dont have any reaosn to use it.


reason 8. I am stuck in an endless void that's darker than dark. I used to scream for help, but I stopped bothering ages ago. Who else would be out here anyway? It's just been me and my thoughts for as long as I can remember, and nothing will ever change that. All the memories of the people I used to love and care about are even darker than this eternal hell. Have I even aged a day? I don't even know if I should be alive anymore. At any rate, I wish I wasn't.


reason h. everyone on this site DOES DRUGS!!! don't they know that drugs are BAD INFLUENSES on the children of today?? the d.a.r.e. guy came to my school yesterday and told me about cocaine, but aparently people on newgrounds do cocaine all the time!! every art, every song, every game has a picture of someone doing drugs on it! what happened to caring about the kids???


reason #reason. so yeah. i don't use newgrounds anymore. don't call me, don't text me, don't come over. you are hereby officially uninvited to my birthday party. goodbye forever.


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